It’s extremely vague Pain Rant time!
Timeline = May 2009 – July 2009

-Average Physical, with blood work and a tetanus shot (I'm afraid of needles, so I almost faint)

-Broke tooth on tic tac… didn’t go to dentist right away

-Cut finger at work, wound got infected

-Finally went to dentist because of pain, jaw is infected from broken tooth

-Wisdom Teeth Removed (For the tooth I broke was a wisdom tooth)

-Dog bite on hand, nerve damage

-*Insert two weeks without a hand that feels broken from nerve damage*

-Dog bite on leg, hurts to walk

-Scratched foot on sharp edge of the plastic mat on my floor (Dog chewed it, it’s the mat for desk chairs on carpet) making it painful to walk

-Sore ankle from trying to walk on my heel, avoiding the cut
Wake up to a leg cramp from trying to limp around on a hurt angle / foot

-As I jump up in bed after waking to the leg cramp, I realize from my neck to my right shoulder, I am in so much pain that I literally can’t move. After thirty minutes I am able to reach two feet over to my desk for my purse, to get some ibuprofen. After ten more minutes I am able to pivot around to my water bottle at the head of my bed. After taking the first pill I realize it hurts to swallow, but I take a second one too. An hour later I still can’t move so I take a third pill, thirty minutes after a forth.

-Finally I am able to get downstairs only to realize I have too much stuff planned for the day that I can’t possibly go to a doctor (DMV for Drivers License, License Plates, and Change of address that all expire in two weeks, then Sears to get brakes fixed, then to the gas station to get emissions / safety inspection (expire in 4 weeks)) However, I can’t get my License Plates renewed for a year if my emissions / safety inspection expire in a month. I can’t get my emissions / safety inspection until I get my brakes fixed. Go to sears and it takes 3 hours to fix the brakes, so I walk around the mall in pain from my leg/ankle/foot and neck/shoulder. To top it all off, it’s the worst mall in the area, where more than 50% of the stores are out of business.


Oh, and did I mention that my insurance might not cover any of this? Yeah. Pretty much

I'm really starting to think that fate just wants me to die.

End Rant.